Nobody Loves You

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Book & Lyrics by Itamar Moses
Music & Lyrics by Gaby Alter
Directed by Heidi McKerley

The game of love is on! Tune into “Nobody Loves You,” the show in which cluelessly self-obsessed contestants compete for love and adoring fans. When Jeff, a philosophy grad student, snags a spot on this reality dating show in trying to win back his ex, he breaks all the rules and attempts to expose its “authenticity.” That is until he unexpectedly falls into an onset love connection with Jenny, an enticingly prickly producer. Take a behind-the-scenes ride through this hilarious musical comedy about the intimate and gut-wrenching quest for love while millions of viewers watch.

Length & Content

Nobody Loves You runs 1 hour and 45 minutes plus an intermission.

Handicap seating limited for this production. Please call to reserve if needed.

Performance Dates

March 17 – April 30, 2017

Press opening is March 24, 2017

Showtimes

Wednesday, Thursday & Friday at 8:00 PM
Saturday at 3:00 PM and 8:30 PM
Sunday at 5:00 PM

SPECIAL SHOWTIMES:
Saturday, March 18 will NOT have a matinee

Pricing

General Admission

  • Tickets start at $25 (plus 8% sales tax)
  • Prices are subject to change and will rise as performances fill up. GET YOUR TICKETS EARLY FOR THE BEST PRICES.

Bring your neighbors!
Group pricing is available for parties of 10+. Groups of 10-24 receive $3 off the general admission ticket price. Groups of 25+ receive $5 off the general admission ticket price. Call 404.523.1477 x111 or e-mail marketing@horizontheatre.com for more information.

Ticket prices are subject to change. Buy early for best pricing. 8% sales tax will be added to all ticket orders. Internet convenience fee added to all online orders. No refunds, exchanges, or late seating.

Cast

(To be announced…)

Creative Team

 

(To be announced…)

Media

“Nobody Loves You” hurls darts at its soft target with impressive aim, nimbly spoofing a subject you’d think would be spoof-proof–thus defeating odds tougher than your chances of landing a spot on “The Amazing Race”…an agreeably snarky, zesty little musical.” The New York Times

Check out this excerpt of Evan’s “Twitter Song” from Nobody Loves You:
@EVAN N.L.Y. FAN HERE
NEW SEASON HAVING ITS PREMIERE
I LOVE THE HOT NEW CAST THIS YEAR
HASHTAG SO EXCITED
AND AS ALWAYS WITH THE SHO-OW
I’LL BE LIVE TWEETING AS WE GO-OH
SOMETIMES WITH INSIDE INFO-OH
HASHTAG PLEASE PROVIDE IT
I CAN’T WAIT, I CAN’T WAIT,
I CAN’T WAIT, I CAN’T WAIT
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