The Santaland Diaries
By David Sedaris
Adapted by Joe Mantello
The outrageous holiday comedy, written by NPR comic genius David Sedaris, stars Crumpet, a rebel without a Clause who recounts the true-life tale of an out-of-work writer’s stint as a Macy’s Department Store elf.
Length & Content
The Santaland Diaries runs 90 minutes with no intermission. The play contains mature content and is not recommended for children.
Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday & Friday at 8:00 PM
Saturday at 8:30 PM
Sunday at 6 PM
There are no performances on November 27, December 2, and December 25. There are additional performances on Monday, December 22 at 8 PM and Monday, December 29 at 8 PM.
$25 – $40*
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Group pricing is available for parties of 10+. Groups of 10-24 receive $3 off the general admission ticket price. Groups of 25+ receive $5 off the general admission ticket price. VIP upgrades are available for $15 per ticket. Call 404.523.1477 x111 for more information.
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Crumpet – Harold M. Leaver
Female Sidekick – Lala Cochran
Male Sidekick – Enoch King
Playwrights – David Sedaris
Directors – Jeff Adler
Scenic and Costume Designers – Isabel A. Curley-Clay & Moriah Curley-Clay
Lighting Designer – Mary Parker
Sound Designer – Thom Jenkins
Costume Designer – Abby Parker
Prop Designers – Kate LaFoy
Acappella Coach – Tim Harland
Stage Manager – Julianna M. Lee*
Come see The Santaland Diaries!
“Santaland spikes Holiday cheer with delicious edge…A theatergoers delight!” – Atlanta Journal-Constitution
“A fiendishly exhilarating, politically incorrect send-up of the holidays.” – Creative Loafing
“The Santaland Diaries is without doubt one of the funniest shows around!”
“Hilarious. I laughed the entire time!”
“Two thumbs up!”
“It was fabulous. Just what was needed for the stressful holidays, a lot of laughs!”
“It has become one of my favorite holiday memories now!”
“I loved it. I laughed until I had a headache.”